Valentine special for singles: Top 10 Best Pickup Lines

Posted Tuesday, January 31, 2012 - 10:09pm

1. “Do you believe in love at first sight? Or should I walk by again?” This is number one because it does not only show your potential lady friend that you believe in love at first sight, it also show how confident you are. You know you’re hot and so should she. Brilliant!

2. “Is your last name Gillette? Cause you’re the best a man can get” If I was a girl and a handsome gentleman said this to me, I would fall in love instantly. Your new prospect now knows that you are a well-groomed man and that she is hot; what woman wouldn’t love that?

3. “Do you come here often?” I love this one. It is straight forward and to the point. You will find out a couple of things about this girl; whether or not she speaks English, if she needs a mint and if she is desperate; three very important things in my book. So, next time you see a hot girl in class use this line, you will look like a genius.

4. “If I followed you home, would you keep me?” Completely not creepy; this line gives the impression that you are a man who is loyal, won’t take no for an answer and may or may not be a stalker (which some women find very attractive). Girls bring home puppies all the time; why can’t you be that puppy? This is number four for the cute factor.

5. “Excuse me, could you give me directions?” – “To where?” – “You’re Heart.” What girl could resist this charm and cheesiness? You would lay this bad boy on a girl when you are on your way to class and act like you don’t know where you’re going. It would be perfect for that. Can someone say movie and a dinner?

6. “Have you always been this cute, or did you have to work at it?” The key to this line is to sound sincere or else you will come off like a tool. Which may not be a bad thing; as history has shown us, girls do like tools. Either way, it will work for you. This line compliments the girl, which is always a must. Then it implies that maybe she was ugly in that past. That’s when you know you got wife materiel because of something called “ugly duck syndrome”.

7. “Is it hot in here, or is it just you?” This line is great all by itself. You can pretty much use this everywhere, but most importantly in class. So, next time you’re in the middle of a quiz send this beauty her way.

8. “See my friend over there? He wants to know if you think I’m cute.” Ok this one is actually pretty good. If you don’t have a girlfriend, or do you should write this one down. This is classy, cheesy and amazing…it has everything in one.

9. “Do I know you? Cause you look a lot like my next girlfriend.” This one is totally cool. If you want a girlfriend right now you need to use this line. This shows how bold and confident you really are. No girl would be able to resist you after you whisper this in her ear. Give it a try.

10. “If you were a hamburger at McDonalds, you would be called McGorgeous.” This line is a great one unless she has a weight issue, then you’re a tool…but as we have read above, it may not be a bad thing. Over all very great pickup lines; so try some of these beauties out.

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